Can someone show a female Pastor online that preachings in context, and doesn’t preach prosperity?
December 20th, 2009 | by admin |I’d like to get sermons by a good female preacher/ pastor that simply leads a church and doesn’t preach prosperity. I want her sermons on DVD. Help me out.
Unfortunately, it is the prosperity preachers who are most likely to record their sermons. Part of "prosperity" is finding revenue generating opportunities. Those who actually preach the gospel, male or female, are less interested in preserving their presentations than in reaching the people in their presence at the time.
5 Responses to “Can someone show a female Pastor online that preachings in context, and doesn’t preach prosperity?”
By just me on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Joyce Myers, she is pretty good I think
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By What do you mean? on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Here’s my link…
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnoRtEihbwXnKsZKvsGGj9rsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090903094157AAivxW2
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By coffee_pot12 on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Have not found any as yet, most are the plastic barbies like joyce meyer, paula light, taffy dollar, etc.
all plastic and no Biblical truth….
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By NewlyBorn on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Do you have a hard time reading the Bible?
Unlike Walt Disney coming up with a lovely Mickey Mouse, the Bible writers came up with a repulsive God that in spite of all its precedents is still worshipped today by gullible Christians, mainly in America. This God forced the Jews to eat their own children for dinner NOT AS A PUNISHMENT, but as an option in times of famine. Not even as an option, but as the “WILL OF GOD!” God NEVER objected about slaughtering and cooking children for dinner. God won’t let the Jews eat pigs, but children YES!
The Bible was written to control low IQ religious people in need of a psychological crutch to function in this world. Any religion back then was as primitive as you can’t possibly imagine today. The Bible is a hangover from those days. The Bible God is still marketable because Christians are promoting only the “God is love” bit. Anything about it that is detrimental to the Christian faith is ignored or dismissed.
This Bible God is totally powerless to teach anybody a lesson without FORCING them to eat their own children for dinner, so the rest can learn. The Jewish Bible writers say that Palestine was a “Land Flowing with Milk and Honey” ONLY before Israel conquered the Promised Land! After the invasion, suddenly the “milk and honey” stopped flowing! So the Bible writers are promising the Jews that “God will make the desert to blossom like a rose!” The perennial carrot hanging from a string at the end of the stick is still working earning millions for the Clergy & Preachers since the “going to Heaven when you die” idea was put together! Jesus promised that “the meek shall inherit the Earth,” but the gullible Christians won’t settle for anything less than Heaven!
The Bible God’s sadistic pleasures are typical of the primitive Heathen Deities! None of the “Godless” dictators in history ever thought of forcing their people to eat their own children for dinner! That idea is so repulsive that no smut publication is putting out anything like that either, but any Bible reading preacher can discreetly enjoy fantasizing all about it, in their closet! For many centuries, the Clergy hid the Bible from public view! To their great relief, today hardly any Christian pays attention to what they read in the Bible! The Bible may be the best seller book of all time, but except for a few poached verses it is the least read book in the world!
Leviticus 26:29 – (without warning of any evil, God is anxiously saying…) YOU WILL eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters…
The roasted flesh of an 8 year old boy or girl, flavored with a spicy BBQ sauce ought to taste delicious to any Bible believing pedophile! BIBLE RULE #1: The Bible was written ONLY for God believing people because for non Christians Saint Paul says that “IT IS FOOLISHNESS!” 1 Cor 2:14 (not really foolishness, but CHEAP SMUTTY CRAP!)
Deuteronomy 28:53-57 – Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege* (*God is conditioning the mind of the Israelites 700 Bible years into the future!), YOU WILL EAT THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB, THE FLESH OF THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS the LORD your God has given you* (*this is known as the irresistible WILL of God, God WILL NOT do anything to protect the innocent children, BUT HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE WILL ENJOY EATING THEM…!) Even the most gentle and sensitive man* (*not a gay or a Godless atheist, but a SWEET CHILD OF GOD!) among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the WIFE HE LOVES or his SURVIVING CHILDREN, and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating…* (*Not sharing is “THE SIN”!)
Jeremiah 19:9 I* (*God, NOT SATAN, but GOD!) WILL MAKE THEM EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS* (Christians claim that nobody can resist God’s WILL. They know that “ALL of God’s promises are YES and AMEN!” so this repulsive Bible GOD IS MAKING the Jews to eat their own children for dinner, no matter what!
The Bible writers will never suggest that the Jews eat PIGS, but their own children YES! The Early Church Fathers also say that when the “666” trademark will be set up Christians won’t be able to buy or sell food without it. Based on the Bible precedents, will the Christians eat their own children for dinner? The preachers explain away these cannibalistic stories in the Bible saying that the Jews were a very “sinful” people back then!
Ezekiel 5:10 – Therefore in your midst fathers WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN… (this statement appears ALL OVER THE BIBLE! It means what it says!)
Any kind of secular government would certainly allow their people to eat pork instead of their own children! It took Moses 2 men to carry a single cluster of gigantic size grapes to show Israel how plentiful was the Land of Palestine that they were about to invade (Num 13:23)! It was a trick in the Bible script to motivate well fed Jews into COVETING something that didn’t belong to them. They never found the giant grapes in Palestine, but as the Jews conquered the Promised Land Flowing with Milk and Honey, they had to eat their own children to survive!
Lamentations 4:10 – With their own hands COMPASSIONATE WOMEN* (*”God loving” women! Not lesbians or atheistic ladies, but “Christ like” compassionate women!) HAVE COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN…!* (*If you can ignore this gross smut in the Bible you FULLY qualify to be a Christian! Heb 11:6)
There are plenty of cases in the Bible in FULL EXPLICIT CONTEXT that is IMPOSSIBLE for any Preacher to “spiritualize” and make it go away!
2 Kings 6:26-29 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, “Help me, my lord the king* (*a God loving king)!” The king replied, “If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ So we cooked my son and ate him* (*BTW… it came out delicious!). The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him, but she had hidden him!* (*God cursed woman! She cheated!)
They were all COMPASSIONATE Godly, non-atheistic, heterosexual women that HAVE SLAUGHTERED AND COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN FOR DINNER at the tune of “The LORD is my Shepherd I shall not want” (Psalm 23 or 24, if Catholic)!
Isaiah 49:15 “Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I* (*God) WILL NOT FORGET YOU!* (*It looks like God is getting senile, or is having a serious psychopathic disorder in desperate need of a shrink! Or is it that the Bible is full of smut that Christians love to deep throat like a charm?)
The last bunch of Bible writers claim that God the Son Jesus Christ was beaten to a pulp thoroughly tenderized and heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit to become the “Spotless Lamb of God” nailed TOTALLY NAKED to a Holy Cross in a primitive Heathen ritual to cleanse the “sin” of the World. BTW, there is no record that the Roman soldiers ever dressed the genital area of their victims with a white diaper! The Christians now snack Jesus’ SPIT FLAVORED MEAT AND DRINK HIS SWEATY BLOOD to go to Heaven when they die! (John 6:53) The eating of children is written all over the Bible so the forever snacking Jesus Christ in the Holy Communion is not half that bad!
The Bible writers say that God’s enemies ought to be killed in their infancy when it is easier to get rid of them!
Psalm 137:8-9 O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, HAPPY is he who repays you for what you have done to us* (*Holy Vendetta!) –he who seizes your infants and DASHES them against the rocks* (*after the kids are dashed against the rocks they can be cooked for dinner, trashed in the dumpster! The Bible writers are obviously having a kick out of it. Christians believe that God the Holy Spook inspired all this crap in the Bible!)
Needed abortions today are for HUMANE reasons! Only the fetus is destroyed not a born child! God wants the grown children to be dashed to pieces and cooked for dinner -NOT THE FETUSES, but the children!
Isaiah 13:16 (KJV) Their little ones also WILL BE DASHED TO PIECES before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered AND THEIR WIVES RAVISHED* (*in the erotic mind of the Bible writers the sex starved ladies will be ravished to their orgasmic delight, while their children are being DASHED TO PIECES – “THY WILL BE DONE! Amen!”)
God the Son Jesus Christ is hardly any better than his Daddy God up in the sky!
Revelation 2:23 (In his apocalyptic “revelation” Jesus Christ is promising) I WILL STRIKE HER CHILDREN DEAD* (*No abortionist can beat this repulsive Jesus at killing babies -not destroying fetuses, but killing real children! Some Christians get real turned on reading Jesus promising to kill all the children in the wrong Churches, so everybody else can learn to respect Jesus. To add insult to injury, some preachers are getting rich selling books on Jesus’ love for the little children of the world, but they never mention Jesus Christ bullying about killing any child to favor the particular Church brand that they belong to!). Then ALL THE CHURCHES WILL KNOW that I am he who searches hearts and minds and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.* (*never a Mafia BOSS would talk like that in public! For the Christian, to be “CHRIST LIKE” must include killing children in the wrong Churches, spiritually speaking, of course!)
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By skepsis on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Unfortunately, it is the prosperity preachers who are most likely to record their sermons. Part of "prosperity" is finding revenue generating opportunities. Those who actually preach the gospel, male or female, are less interested in preserving their presentations than in reaching the people in their presence at the time.
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