Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa’s Feelings?

November 7th, 2009 | by admin |

In The Know panelists discuss whether we should spare Africa’s feelings by not telling them about the global economy.

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  1. 25 Responses to “Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa’s Feelings?”

  2. By bigfoot156 on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    lol @ fisher price …
    lol @ fisher price and door knobs

  3. By kalilani on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    “beer for spear”..” …
    “beer for spear”..”cut down violence” cloogerdude, have you looked around lately…we got more violence than the whole world put together..and they all start from, maybe BEER!! introduce them to beer and we’re ALL going to hell. Well!! i guess its not that bad just as long as i get to sit rigt next to CLOOGERDUDE!!!! and maybe brad bitt….lol

  4. By Magsterisaballer on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    wow, this is the …
    wow, this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. This is a joke right?

  5. By kalilani on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    that’s stereotyping …
    that’s stereotyping…you are so wrecked in the brain i wish i could knock you in the head…

  6. By CyberPunk1138 on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    That chubby dude …
    That chubby dude sounds like an older Chris from Family Guy.

  7. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….we will also be …
    ….we will also be encouraging the natives to abstain from having intercourse with the wild animals, and will teach them the term ‘bestiality’…..

  8. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….and when i …
    ….and when i visit Africa on our humanitarian mission, we plan on introducing the natives to beer…..after they develop a liking for beer, we will bribe them with beer to get them to turn in their native weapons….we will call this program “beers for spears”….we hope to cut down on the violence that is so prevalent on the dark continent…..

  9. By omoibile on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    U’re all streotyped …
    U’re all streotyped by ur granfathers story. Ask the ur men who’ve been to Africa or lived there if they see wild animals on streets, unless on a Safari or Game Reserve. Huts are like ur country homes or straw shed farmers’s cottage. In the interior villages of East Africa indigenous ppl shun city life. Google where aids first started, it’s man made virus from USA. They tested the vaccines on African monkeys & people ( those Devils) Just keep the swine flu from us.

  10. By WhatWouldMommaHairdo on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    You liar, dem lions …
    You liar, dem lions are all over africa even in the huts. I saw PBS an they said africans made the aids with those bababoons and stuff.

  11. By WhatWouldMommaHairdo on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    My neihbor lived in …
    My neihbor lived in africa an he said they ate dem lions and bugs an shot spears so I believe you. He said they made drums out of dem lemurs or something.

  12. By Ieatbabyseals on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    Really I would have …
    Really I would have never of guessed

  13. By jjay75 on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    lol, awesome …
    lol, awesome trolling :)

  14. By omoibile on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    Ur foolishness is …
    Ur foolishness is beyond me, are u sure it was in Africa or in Mars. I bet u’re one village pathetic uneducated person tht has this fairy tale of Africa with spears chasing Lions. Bullshit, I’m an African & first time I see a lion was in a zoo in europe. All those old wife’s tale abt Africa is gone. STAY AWAY DON’T EMBARK ON THAT UR DEHUMANITARIAN MISSION IN MOTHERLAND AFRICA.. Not u & ur klan

  15. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….mr. omoibile, …
    ….mr. omoibile, why are you being so vicious, as we embark on our humanitarian mission to the dark continent???….

  16. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….we will also be …
    ….we will also be trying to explain, through photos, drawings, and videos, that the aircraft in the sky the Africans see are not ‘bird gods’, and that they do not have to sacrifice a goat every time they see one…..

  17. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….during our …
    ….during our visit, we will also be introducing the African tribal people to fire, as most have never seen it, and they do not cook their food,…..we only hope that they do not get too frightened from the flames…..

  18. By omoibile on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    You’re a retarded …
    You’re a retarded idiot, better come to reality ‘cos ur foolishness is making u ridiculous. Dung money? keep warm? Monsoon season? I doubt u know where Africa is. Wht demon church is ur church tht teach hate. Hypocrite mountain pig. You need African soap to wash ur germ infested foul mouth. We have monsoon rain NOT SEASON. Majority of African countries have only Dry & Wet seasons others have same 4 seasons tho not as cold during winter. Do ur homework before u make a comment ignorant pig.

  19. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….we are planning …
    ….we are planning a missionary trip with my church to Africa, to teach them about soap and toilet paper….we will also be introducing them to clothing, as their loincloths do not keep them warm in the monsoon season…..

  20. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    ….years ago, I …
    ….years ago, I was in Africa on business,….whereas the rest of the world uses dollars as currency, Africans use sticks, pebbles and dried hyena dung as money….it makes your wallet smell like shit…..

  21. By Wollinder92 on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    This is Fake!
    This is Fake!

  22. By athentucs on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    Oh God. That …
    Oh God. That Laurlee woman makes me want to vomit. That chin of hers is so disgusting.

  23. By ForgottenMemoryLost on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    its easy to tell …
    its easy to tell whos black and whos not in the comments ;P

  24. By kalilani on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    how about you stop …
    how about you stop bending them over all the time by mining their mountains, and drilling their lands, then maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have to keep the news of economy a secret from them. typical! we make money out out of our relationship with africa as well, and you know how?by taking advantage of the less fortunates, the uneducated,and the helpless, then we sit around our round table and make jokes about it..but as poor as africa is, i’m just thankful they’re not like these guys..a*****e!

  25. By normandie350 on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    man this place’s …
    man this place’s full of racists wtf

  26. By cloogerdude on Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

    …the Africans …
    …the Africans trade in pebbles and dry lion dung, maybe we can teach them to bathe themselves and use soap….

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